1. “Can you go to the cry room?”
2. “When is your baby’s birthday? August 15? He’s a Libra just like me! (A woman actually said this to me in Mass last weekend 🙄)”
3. “You’re going to stop there, right?” (then dances around question)
4. “Do you guys still use the rhythm method?”
5. “So, are you done yet?”
6. “So your family is why there isn’t any room in the Church’s school for the rest of us.”
7. “Please, don’t let the kids dance in the aisle.”
8. “Shhhhhhhhh!!!!!”
9. “Why isn’t that one wearing shoes?”
10. “Trying to outdo us all, are ya?”
11. “So that’s your van in the parking lot, eh?”
12. “I don’t even pay attention cause your kids are so cute!”
13. “Your kids are the only reason we come to church!”
