20 Reasons Nobody Should EVER Visit Our Lady of Guadalupe

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There is one pilgrimage I would never plan to visit: the Shrine of Our Lady of Guadalupe in Mexico City, Mexico. I just don’t see what the big deal is with Our Lady of Guadalupe anyways.

 

1. First off, it’s in a rural area

Which means there is nothing to do, at all.

 

2. You can’t even see it from a satellite

https://www.sancta.org/basilica.html

 

3. It’s pretty small

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basilica_of_Our_Lady_of_Guadalupe

 

4. LOL, and they kept the old Basilica! 

https://theodysseyonline.com/unc/mexico-citys-top-must-see-places/201497

Who likes old stuff?

 

5. The new one is nothing to look at either

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Basilica_of_Our_Lady_of_Guadalupe_(new).JPG
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Basilica_of_Our_Lady_of_Guadalupe_(new).JPG

 

6. And they don’t even celebrate Christmas!

https://www.onbeing.org/blog/celebrating-festival-our-lady-guadalupe-pictures/2489
https://www.onbeing.org/blog/celebrating-festival-our-lady-guadalupe-pictures/2489

 

7. Social events don’t even exist

 

8. And if they do, no one goes to them

 

9. I mean, NOBODY

 

10. They won’t even let you see the tilma

 

11. The wall it’s on is UGLY too

 

12. Yuck!

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13. And they wouldn’t even think about letting you touch it

 

14. Ok, maybe just the Pope can touch it

 

15. And only that lady, but no one else can…oh whatever

 

16. There’s some exclusive club you have to be part of…

 

17. The place where Mary actually visited Juan Diego is gone, nothing to see

 

18. No one is crazy enough to be so inspired by Mary get a tattoo of her (except for boys)

 

19. No girls would ever get a tattoo of her

 

20. I would never go visit Our Lady of Guadalupe! It would be so B-O-R-I-N-G!!!

We celebrate her feast day on December 12th, and you can go here to read more about the history (boring!), but just by looking at the pictures, I don’t know what the big deal is.

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