“Dear Internet, after all I’ve done for you, I will not be happy again unless I have this… My flourishing as a human will never happen until you buy me this… Is into much to ask that you supply with this…” – Mark Shea
Keeping us giggling all year long, here’s a few special items Mark Shea would like demands for his happiness. Here’s his list from last year.
Solid Gold Toilet
Star Wars – Christmas Story Lamp
Tire Toilet
Star Trek Shuttlecraft Tent
Viking Hammock
“Eye on the Ball” playset
Calvinism Tshirt
Star Trek Peg Doll Toy
Sleep Bus
Alderaan Lego Set