1. When you see the priest grab the aspergillum and you know it’s go time
2. Then you worry for a second that the Holy Water will make your hair all frizzy
3. Then you remember your baptismal promises and you’re all
4. When you see the priest come by and you’re expecting to get sprinkled
5. And not a single drop hits you
6. So you look at your friend, and decide to just make the sign of the cross anyway
7. But then he comes by the other side of the aisle and absolutely douses you
8. At first you’re wondering if you were targeted
9. Then you remember to make the sign of the cross again since this time the Holy Water actually touched you & you’re so proud you remembered
10. Finally, you finish off the Gloria with all the fervor in your heart as you recall the wonderful gift of your baptism
