“Almost eight months? Is that really necessary?”
“They didn’t talk about abortion or contraception even once?”
“Oh you’re here so you can get married? That’s cool I guess.”
“Alright, time to find out what all this Mary hype is all about.”
“Can’t I just read some of Shaun McAfee’s books and enter early?”
“Someone promised donuts. I want donuts.”
“I’ve been here for how long . . . and I still don’t know anyone’s name?”
“This is a cult, isn’t it. This is probably a cult.”
“Is your [fiance, mother in law] making you do this?”
“[says nothing, folds arms, rolls eyes]”
