Bishop Wester demonstrates “The Claw” from movie Liar, Liar During Homily
Cardinal Ravasi Dares Cardinal Versaldi to Eat Own Hand
Cardinal Sarah Falls Asleep Standing Up at National Prayer Breakfast, Open Mouth Snores
Cardinal Falls Asleep During Papal Homily, ‘Friends’ Move Him in Front of Communion Rail So Pope Sees
Archbishop Cupich Smashes Least Favorite Part of Cathedral with Rubber Mallet
Cardinal Dolan Shows How to Fly with a Cape During CUA Commencement Speech
Pope Francis Demonstrates Size of Fish He Caught in Tiber, No One Believes Him
Francis Blows Out Candles on Birthday Cake, Not Even His Birthday
Francis and Bartholomew Demonstrate Solidarity By Standing In Front of Huge Solid Wall
Pope Makes John Boehner Cry, Doesn’t Apologize
Bartholomew Wipes Francis’s Cheek with Pope’s Cape, Strains East/West Relations
Pope’s Presser Broken Up by Phone Call from Mom, Has to Answer It
Francis Attempts Vulcan Mind-Meld as Boy Tells Him to “Live Long and Prosper”
Nuns Beta Testing New Way to Choose Mother Superior, Sisters Say “No More Jumping through Hoops”
Priest Blesses the Hell Out of Sedan