Looking for WiFi names that will give your Catholic neighbors and friends a good laugh? Look no further.
1. LAN does not live on bread alone
But on every byte of wisdom that comes forth from the mouth of God.
2. City of Dis
Waiting for the page to load is the sixth circle of hell, according to Dante.
3. StealingisaSin
So stop trying to guess the WiFi password, Bob.
4. Peter’s Key(word)
Also known as the Key(words) to the Kingdom.
5. Cardinal Connection
Upgrade to the Papal Connection for just $9.99 more a month.
6. You Shalt Not Covet Your Neighbors WiFi
Or their dog, or their car.
7. The Promise LAN
Flowing with milk, honey, and WiFi hot spots.
8. Phishers of Men
Not an official endorsement of phishing. Phishing is also a sin.
9. Firewall and Brimstone
Unauthorized connections call down the wrath of God.
10. Precious in the Site of the Lord
Is the connection of his faithful ones.
11. Thurible Connection
You may think this pun is incense-itive.
12. Roamin’ Catholic Connection
Get it?
13. R CIA Surveillance Van
Keeping tabs on all the potential converts.
14. ISPidore’s WiFi
This WiFi is named after the patron saint of the internet (no, really). Sure, only Catholics will get it. But you’ll give them a good chuckle.
15. WiFighting the Devil
Spiritual warfare is real.
16. WiFides et Ratio
Faith, reason, and good connection.
17. The Pearly Gates
Let us in!
18. 20 + C + M + B + 19
You bless your home with the Epiphany home blessing. Why not bless your router, too? Bonus points if you change it every year.