1. World Youth day was a bore this year, no one showed up
2. They must have all had other summer plans
3. No one got close to Pope Francis at all
4. It’s like he wasn’t even there
5. He pretty much ignored everyone
6. In fact, everyone who went was depressed
7. Probably because the food was disgusting
8. And the rain. It ruined EVERYTHING
9. Soggy. Wet. Grumpy people
10. And no one could understand all the languages
11. Yeah, everyone hated it for sure
12. Plus no one talked about the saints
13. They basically ignored them
14. Especially Saint Pope John Paul II
15. You would never have known it was the Year of Mercy
16. No one even mentioned Divine Mercy
17. None of the world’s countries were represented
18. There was no time to rest and enjoy the company
19. No one famous was there
20. And the entertainment sucked
21. I mean, Matt Maher and Audrey Assad? LAME!
22. No one had any fun
23. To top it all off, the architecture in Krakow is … yuck
24. Can you imagine having to look at this?
25. World Youth Day was basically the worst
26. If you didn’t go, you didn’t miss anything. At. All.
27. Young people are DONE with the Catholic Church for sure