You may have heard the latest buzz about the so called “sex bots” that will be available to the public in the not-so-distant future. These robots are made to look extremely life-like, replacing the need for people to seek real human companionship, particularly sexual relationships.
In case you are wondering, the Catholic Church teaching forbids the use of these sex-bots and explains that their use is the same sin as masturbation. Because this topics is receiving increased public attention, the epicPew authors came up with alternative uses for robots and Artificial Intelligence.
Brings you coffee in bed in the morning
Android housekeeper
Diaper changer
Kids’ shoe finder
Answers the door when Jehovah’s Witnesses and Mormons come knocking
Hushes the loud parishioners standing in the foyer before mass begins
Does the finger snap when the kids are goofing off during Mass
Yells, “Get back in bed!” at the kids throughout the night
Runs errands for you
Brings you wine or beer at the end of the day
DOES YOR HOMEWORK
Reminds you to not be a bad person
Makes Redbull — and take it to you, with a smile, a huge smile!
Reads to you
Teaches you everything you need to know about Church teaching and history
Tuck you in at night
Tells you how awesome you are
Is a robo version of Catholic Answers Live
There’s got to be more but this point is this: robots are not for sex. Sacramental marriages are for sex. What is the world coming to?