Brutally Honest Reasons the Catholic Church is Soooo Boring…

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Catholic all your life? I’m so sorry… Just converted? Even more sorry. You probably already know… but… the Catholic Church is positively boring. Here’s some reasons why.

 

Churches

They’re just boring!

Cathedral of the Immaculate Conception of the Holy Virgin Mary, Moscow.

 

Ugly…

St. Patrick’s in New York

 

Yawn…

St. Nicholas Roman Catholic Cathedral In Kiev

 

You would think if these Catholics really loved God, they would build him some beautiful churches to worship in, but whatever.

St. Peter’s Basilica in Vatican City

 

Sacramentals

Catholics are so obsessed with the weirdest stuff…

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I just don’t see how any of these would remind someone to pray and bring them closer to God…

 

Michelangelo? Never heard of him…

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They are devoid of art

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And they hate statues of women…

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Rosaries

Beads, beads everywhere…

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They’re not even interesting

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I mean, none of them are even pretty to want to use or carry around…

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And they never make them small enough

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And there’s nothing “plain” for guys to carry…

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They’re all girly

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yuck

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Bibles 

Did you know their Bibles have 7 extra books in them!!! No wonder they are so big (and boring).

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See?

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They only think of Mary…

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Except for this bible…

 

But they definitely don’t study their bibles…

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Plus did you know they had their own book, the “Catechism” of the Catholic Church! It’s huge, and I’m sure it has nothing in it about the Bible

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It’s not well cited either…

 

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“You shall not kill”…they just copied that from the 10 Commandments

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No one ever reads it either…

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And it’s so secret they don’t even share it online:

Catechism of the Catholic Church:

  1. Vatican website
  2. United States Conference of Catholic Bishops
  3. St. Charles Borromeo
  4. Knights of Columbus

Teachers 

Catholics are the most boring teachers too…

This guy will put you to sleep

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Scott Hahn

 

Or him…

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Jeff Cavins

 

Or even this guy…

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Edward Sri

 

Their leaders don’t even teach. Never heard of this guy:

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Bishop Robert Barron

 

And don’t even allow women to teach the faith…

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Mother Angelica

 

Ever…

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Mother Teresa

 

Okay, fine… but they’ll never be Doctors of the Church

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St. Therese of Lisieux, Doctor of the Church

 

Just her tho. She’s the only one…

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St. Theresa of Avila, Doctor of the Church

 

Bible Studies

They never would focus on just one book or time period.

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History? They don’t care about that…

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None of them teach Theology…

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Or about Catholic’s who built the church…

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…and there’s ZERO outreach…

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They never talk about Jesus’ mother either…

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Books

And the Catholic books are just so boring! Just look at a few of these titles…

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https://epicpew.com/truths-about-the-holy-spirit/

 

Catholics avoid controversy

https://epicpew.com/demons-devils-satan-oh/

 

They never talk about the division in the Church…

 

And know nothing about the afterlife…

https://epicpew.com/well-meet-heaven-book-incredible/

 

Or any social issues…

Unplanned: The Dramatic True Story of a Former Planned Parenthood Leader's Eye-Opening Journey across the Life Line by [Johnson, Abby]

The Walls Are Talking: Former Abortion Clinic Workers Tell Their Stories by [Johnson, Abby, Detrow, Kristin]

 

And they’re afraid to talk about porn

Delivered: True Stories of Men and Women who Turned from Porn to Purity by [Fradd, Matt, Garris, April, Houck, Mark, Assad, April, Kleponis PhD, Dr Peter]

 

And very boring fiction books

In This House of Brede: A Novel by [Godden, Rumer]

The Shadow of the Bear: A Fairy Tale Retold (The Fairy Tale Novels Book 1) by [Doman, Regina]

(you should check out their reviews…they are abysmal)

 

Jesus

Jesus is an afterthought during Mass…it’s all about the priest and what he’s doing.

Like here…

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or here…

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And again here…

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Or they include Mary (I know, right, who wants to be in a picture with their mother!!)

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Or Mary AND the angels

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Or these saints…

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Eucharist

Did you know they even believe that this piece of bread and a chalice with wine becomes Jesus during the consecration? That’s not even interesting… next…

(Check out number 9 & 10 if you didn’t fall asleep yet from this boring list)

 


Yep, I just can’t believe how boring the Catholic Church is. You just can’t find anything interesting here, I bet there isn’t even enough to make another list of more boring stuff. I’m going to bed, I’m so tired of this list….

Yes, this is me, and how I sleep. Please let me rest. I’m bored… and tired.

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