If there were Catholic “Most Likely” Awards, this is who they would go to

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Do you remember your senior superlatives? Half the fun was finding out who would get voted “Best dressed” or “Most likely to skip class.” It’s fun to look back at the various “awards” and remember those heady days of high school.

In that vein, I though it would be fun to look at a few of Catholicism’s Senior Superlative Awards!

 

Most likely to be a papabile:

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Luis Antonio Cardinal Tagle

 

Most dramatic:

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Mark Wahlberg

 

Best dressed:

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Raymond Leo Cardinal Burke

 

Most likely to remain in their diocese:

Above, Msgr. Vincent Topper, 103, receives congratulations from Father Andrew Stahmer, a priest of the Diocese of Harrisburg, Pa., prior to the Mass of thanksgiving on May 24 at St. Catherine Labouré Church in Harrisburg in celebration of the jubilarian’s 80th anniversary of ordination to the priesthood. Msgr. Topper, who turns 104 on July 28, is also shown on the occasion of his ordination. In addition, Sister Mary Anne Sweeney and some of the eighth-grade students from St. Catherine Labouré visit and pray the Rosary with Msg. Topper.

Msgr. Vincent Topper, 104, at the 80th anniversary of his ordination for the Diocese of Harrisburg, PA in 2016.

 

Best eyes:

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St. Lucy

 

Best communicator:

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St. Paul

 

Least likely to be a papabile:

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Joe Biden

 

Best looking parish church:

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Basilica of St. Josephat in Milwaukee, WI.

 

Best looking:

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Mary of Nazareth, a.k.a. Theotokos, a.k.a Mother of God

 

Most likely to skip Mass:

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Martin Luther, former Augustinian monk and Catholic

 

Best confessor:

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Tie: St. Padre Pio and St. Jean Marie Vianney

 

Most traveled:

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Pope St. John Paul the Great

 

Pope’s pet:

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Sean Patrick Cardinal O’Malley

 

Best car:

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Popemobile (Pope Francis)

 

Diocesan clown:

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Jim Gaffigan

 

Biggest partier:

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Pope Alexander VI


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