Hilarious Catholic Headlines You Might Not Have Seen

Bishop Wester demonstrates “The Claw” from movie Liar, Liar During Homily

Cardinal Ravasi Dares Cardinal Versaldi to Eat Own Hand

Cardinal Sarah Falls Asleep Standing Up at National Prayer Breakfast, Open Mouth Snores

Cardinal Falls Asleep During Papal Homily, ‘Friends’ Move Him in Front of Communion Rail So Pope Sees

Archbishop Cupich Smashes Least Favorite Part of Cathedral with Rubber Mallet

Cardinal Dolan Shows How to Fly with a Cape During CUA Commencement Speech

Pope Francis Demonstrates Size of Fish He Caught in Tiber, No One Believes Him

Francis Blows Out Candles on Birthday Cake, Not Even His Birthday

Francis and Bartholomew Demonstrate Solidarity By Standing In Front of Huge Solid Wall

Pope Makes John Boehner Cry, Doesn’t Apologize

Bartholomew Wipes Francis’s Cheek with Pope’s Cape, Strains East/West Relations

Pope’s Presser Broken Up by Phone Call from Mom, Has to Answer It

Francis Attempts Vulcan Mind-Meld as Boy Tells Him to “Live Long and Prosper”

Nuns Beta Testing New Way to Choose Mother Superior, Sisters Say “No More Jumping through Hoops”

Priest Blesses the Hell Out of Sedan

Troupe of Theatrical Dancers Goes Where Spirit Leads Them, End Up at Mass; No One Happy