Catholic Church Opens a Bar
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Quick-Thinking Parishioners Rush Altar To Assist Lone Priest
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New Text Message Mass All The Rage At Gonzaga University
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Congressman Steals Pope Francis' Glass of Water
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Vatican Approves New Emoji Translation Of Mass
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Francis Strategically Substitutes Word “Environment” For “Abortion” At Public Address At White House
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Müller To Build Vatican II Theme Park
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Peter Jackson Announces Plans for 72-Part Movie Series of The Silmarillion
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Bizarre Ruling in Colombia Bans Civic Prayer and Hugs
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Folk Mass Band Upset Over Masses Interrupting Their Concerts
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Priest Suspended for Using Hoverboard During Mass
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Pope Changes in a Burger King
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Eucharistic Minister Sanitizing Hell Out Of Hands Before Distributing Communion
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Vatican To Project Microsoft Bubbles Screensaver Onto St. Peter’s Whenever Basilica Not In Use
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San Francisco Parishioner Sits During Consecration In Protest Of Church’s Treatment Of Women
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New Orlando Parish To Be Named “Our Lady Of Good Intentions”
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Benedict Breaks Silence With Letter To Atheist; Atheist Denies Existence Of Letter
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Colorado Priest To Appoint Entire Parish Eucharistic Ministers
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Biden Steps Down As VP Hours After Becoming Pro-Life
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Custodian Arrested for Destroying Buddha, Mary Poppins Displays in Cathedral
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Irish Priests To Extend Confession Times To 8 Hours A Day Because Of “Gargantuan” Number Of Penitents
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Vatican To Posthumously Grant Henry VIII Annulment; Queen To Dissolve Church Of England
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New Eco-Friendly Church Using Biodegradable Chalice
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Kanye West Announces Bid For The Papacy
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