How to Be a Basic Catholic Girl in 11 Steps – EpicPew

How to Be a Basic Catholic Girl in 11 Steps

With Fall approaching and the return of the coveted PSL (Pumpkin Spice Latte)…make pumpkin spiced all the things!…Basic White Girls will be coming out of the woodwork. In their honor, here’s your guide to being a Basic Catholic Girl.


1. Organizes prayer groups or women’s devotional clubs wherever she goes Prayer Circle Gif

2. Always carries her Bible and favorite devotional in her purseDevotionals Collage

….she’ll always be able to quote Fulton Sheen and St. John Paul II to you!

3. She can’t decide between bringing a rosary and wearing a rosary bracelet

Can't Decide

4. She may wear this shirt to Praise and Worship

Mary is my homegirl

5. Or this one

Virgin Tshirt 1Virgin Tshirt 2

6. She has a crush on the cute, young extraordinary minister of Holy Communion

Gosling Body of Christ

…and she prays she gets to receive the Most Precious Blood from his strong and gentle hands.

7. She learns how to play the guitar just so she can sing praises to Jesus

Guitar Guy

…and to take lessons from the cute P&W leader

8. She has a Catholic Match profile

Catholic Match

“Looking for the St Joseph to my Blessed Virgin Mary”

9. She gets engaged at her favorite church/chapel/shrine


10. She names her kids a mix of trendy and traditional Catholic names

Hey girl baby names,

…like Jackson Pio and Stella Maris

11. And much like her Basic White Girl sistas, no Basic Catholic Girl is complete without her PSL 😉