I Searched "Catholic Super Soaker"... Results are Hilarious – EpicPew

I Searched “Catholic Super Soaker”… Results are Hilarious

Dont even ask why, but I was wondering if the depths of the internet had anything about using super soakers in church, like… for baptisms, or holy water, or anything. I was not disappointed. Here’s what I found:

 

the bad boy

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History less, this is the one that got us all started. Way back when…

 

This guy

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Was apparently given $72M in unpaid royalties and whatnots for inventing the hydro-weapon of summertime dreams. What did I do with my life…? EpicPew…

 

Then I found this priest

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He’s having a good time I think.

 

A really goo–wait… is that Spiderman?

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And superman?

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Oh my…

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APPARENTLY it was a priest from Mexico that seriously upset hundreds of parishioners this this and other awful behavior. Prayers…

 

And back to the funny stuff, I found this

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And another priest using a super soaker

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And a nun 🙂 haha

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LOLing

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It reads: “Do not rely on your wealth or say “I have the power.”

hahahahahaha, because… this:

 

The fires of hades shall not prevail

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