Hilarious Catholic Headlines You Might Not Have Seen – EpicPew

Hilarious Catholic Headlines You Might Not Have Seen

 

Bishop Wester demonstrates “The Claw” from movie Liar, Liar During Homily

Bish Wester imitates Jim Careys 'the claw' to congregation

 

Cardinal Ravasi Dares Cardinal Versaldi to Eat Own Hand

card ravasi dares card versaldi to eat his hand

 

Cardinal Sarah Falls Asleep Standing Up at National Prayer Breakfast, Open Mouth Snores

card sarah falls asleep @ natl prayer bfast

 

Cardinal Falls Asleep During Papal Homily, ‘Friends’ Move Him in Front of Communion Rail So Pope Sees

Cardinal falls asleep during litany of saints

 

Archbishop Cupich Smashes Least Favorite Part of Cathedral with Rubber Mallet

cupich smashes least favorite part of cathedral with rubber mallet

 

Cardinal Dolan Shows How to Fly with a Cape During CUA Commencement Speech

dolan practices flying during commencement

 

Pope Francis Demonstrates Size of Fish He Caught in Tiber, No One Believes Him

francis shows how big the fish was he caught in Tiber

 

Francis Blows Out Candles on Birthday Cake, Not Even His Birthday

francis surprised by bday cake - not even his birthday

 

Francis and Bartholomew Demonstrate Solidarity By Standing In Front of Huge Solid Wall

francis w bart ii

 

Pope Makes John Boehner Cry, Doesn’t Apologize

francis w boehner

 

Bartholomew Wipes Francis’s Cheek with Pope’s Cape, Strains East/West Relations

Francis w Bart

 

Pope’s Presser Broken Up by Phone Call from Mom, Has to Answer It

francis w cell phone

 

Francis Attempts Vulcan Mind-Meld as Boy Tells Him to “Live Long and Prosper”

francis w kid

 

Nuns Beta Testing New Way to Choose Mother Superior, Sisters Say “No More Jumping through Hoops”

Order of nuns beta tests new way to choose mother superior

 

Priest Blesses the Hell Out of Sedan

priest tries fundraising the old fashioned way

 

Troupe of Theatrical Dancers Goes Where Spirit Leads Them, End Up at Mass; No One Happy

musical theater dancers get confused, end up at mass instead of theater