The Catholic Church Is Dull and Boring – Just Check out Our Pope!

The Catholic Church is so boring. Look at how dull and unimpressive cathedrals are. There’s nothing exciting ever happening in Catholicism. You definitely would never want to go on a pilgrimage (especially not to visit Guadalupe).

But if you really want to be bored, all you have to do is look at the leader of the Catholic Church, Pope Francis. He explains exactly why the Church is so boring. Here are twenty-three reasons this pontiff will leave you yawning.

1. From the minute he was named pope, Francis was boring

2. He was so boring, no one was even there when he became pope

3. He’s so boring he doesn’t even sit in the pope mobile

4. He won’t let anyone ride with him

5. He never gives away his nice things

6. You’ll never see him smiling or waving

He just frowns all the time.

Looks like someone needs to rejoice and be glad every once in a while.

7. It’s no wonder no one wants to spend any time with him

8. He’s the worst selfie taker

Young people just find him so dang boring.

9. He never blesses anyone

Especially babies. They never get blessed.

10. He just scares the kids

Those are tears of boredom, folks.

11. He gets into fights 

Okay, it was a mishap with the pope mobile. You should see the damage he did to the vehicle!

12. He doesn’t follow what Jesus did for us

13. He’s not even that religious

14. He can’t express his emotions 

15. He’s always confused

16. He’s so boring, the wind picks on him

And he definitely wouldn’t eat anything cool like pizza.

17. He doesn’t get along with anyone 

18. World leaders don’t spend anytime around him

19. It’s probably because he won’t talk to anyone unless they are perfect

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20. No one likes him because he beats people with the religious items

21. But he still thinks he can make it rain

22. He would never bless a marriage

23. Pope Francis is just so boring

He would never be cool enough to get his own sports jersey.

Honestly, we love you Pope Francis!