satire

Brutally Honest Reasons the Catholic Church is Soooo Boring…

Catholic all your life? I’m so sorry… Just converted? Even more sorry. You probably already know… but… the Catholic Church is positively boring. Here’s some reasons why.   Churches They’re just boring!   Ugly…   Yawn…   You would think if these Catholics really loved God, they would build him some beautiful churches to worship …

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5 Reasons to Stay Away from the Basilica of the National Shrine of the Immaculate Conception in DC

You should NEVER visit the Basilica of the National Shrine of the Immaculate Conception, Here’s Why

Visiting the Basilica of the National Shrine of the Immaculate Conception in D.C. is a terrible idea. Let me explain…   1. It’s too small (If by “small” you mean the largest church in not only the United States, but also North America, and one of the largest in the world.)   2. There aren’t …

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St. Paul Had Some Lesser Known Letters and they’re awesome!

Another exciting discovery was made in the Vatican Secret Archives. As historians, biblical scholars, and manuscript specialists were cleaning out a broom closet near the stacks, one of the staff knocked over a broomstick setting off a chain reaction that culminated in quite a few items being thrown off a nearby shelf. The particular shelf …

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If there was a show called “Vatican’s Got Talent!” here’s what it would look like

With the hit talent show “*America’s Got Talent” franchise created by Simon Cowell going strong, we at epicPew would like to propose a new show for the franchise, Vatican’s got GOD Talent! So, let’s set the scene…the audience is quietly talking, when the lights begin to dim. The stage is lit with each of the judges …

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15 Times Eye of the Tiber’s Satire Wasn’t Satirical Enough to Obviously be Satire

Eye of the Tiber is constantly pointing out the absurdity happening around the church with its sharp wit and satire. Unfortunately, there are some who must be first time visitors to the site, and didn’t realize it’s not an actual news source. Apparently, the satire wasn’t satirical enough. Jovan says it best: Here’s a few …

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